Everything I hate and more.

At 21

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:12:00 -0400

I mastered the perfect curry. It is a thing of beauty superior to all other curries that have come before.

If you think my verbal diarrhea on tumblr is bad, you should see...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:15:52 -0400

If you think my verbal diarrhea on tumblr is bad, you should see my twitter feed.

I just ate some granola because I’m bored.

Sun, 19 May 2013 10:58:20 -0400

I just ate some granola because I’m bored.

This is my desk where I should currently be sat doing things....

Sun, 19 May 2013 09:04:49 -0400

This is my desk where I should currently be sat doing things. Notice I am not sat there doing things.

Thursday is good because I get to go home for a little bit and escape from the skull crushing...

Sun, 19 May 2013 08:46:00 -0400

Thursday is good because I get to go home for a little bit and escape from the skull crushing boredom I am currently experiencing. Also I get to bimble about in my car in the countryside which is always nice.

Not to mention being spoiled by my parents.

Also it means I don’t have to live in the same building as the goddamned arsehole upstairs who is noisy as fuck, has a terrible music sense and shouts at his friends over the internet in the middle of the night. If I weren’t going home briefly I’d probably break his nose in the next few days. They guy is a fucking inconsiderate slob. Seriously, He did his washing up for the first time since March yesterday.

Also I can hear him farting through the bloody floor. That’s just unreasonable. My human rights are being violated. Where’s the goddamn UN when you need it? WHERE?!

Well played, Capcom.

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:58:58 -0400

Well played, Capcom.

killallcars: that was fast

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:54:00 -0400

killallcars:

that was fast

Europe.

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:13:17 -0400

Europe.

JESUS LIVES

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:00:58 -0400

JESUS LIVES

Today’s prize for the internet goes to my friend Ben.

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:08:04 -0400

Today’s prize for the internet goes to my friend Ben.

Hahahaha every goddamn time!

Sat, 18 May 2013 10:02:46 -0400

Hahahaha every goddamn time!

jaffacake-tea: I took role-playing horses in a different...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:09:00 -0400

jaffacake-tea:

I took role-playing horses in a different light…

I would buy the shit out of this. Sips Co. Should be a real thing.

Revision is hard when Romans insisted in writing like this: “(60) …I have said these...

Sat, 18 May 2013 07:31:11 -0400

Revision is hard when Romans insisted in writing like this:

“(60) …I have said these things and set them out at greater length than the aim of my clemency requires, because I did not wish my belief in the truth to be concealed, especially since I hear that some people are saying that the traditional practices of the temples and the agency of darkness have been removed altogether. I would indeed have recommended that to all mankind, were it not that the violent rebelliousness of injurious error is so obstinately fixed in the minds of some, to the detriment of the common good.”

It’s like reading through porridge and to properly revise for Constantine I’m going to have to read through many many pages of that.

BUT WHERE WILL PEOPLE SPEW THEIR HATRED NOW?!

Fri, 17 May 2013 07:36:00 -0400

BUT WHERE WILL PEOPLE SPEW THEIR HATRED NOW?!

Real Ale Thursdays

Fri, 17 May 2013 04:07:52 -0400

Have inevitably led to hungover Fridays. Goodness me. I regret nothing!

I am the world's most apathetic person.

Thu, 16 May 2013 19:01:00 -0400

And I don’t even care.

Won pub quiz.

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:39:08 -0400

Add another one to the tally..

I just blue myself.

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:43:00 -0400

I just blue myself.

My friend just asked me if I wanted to go to the pub.

Wed, 15 May 2013 06:11:58 -0400

I had to remind him it was 10 past 11 in the morning. Having no work to do is weird.

One of my eyebrows has a grey hair

Wed, 15 May 2013 04:32:08 -0400

DEAR GOD I’M GOING TO DIE