I guess I can add Tumblr’s sale to yahoo to my list of things I just don’t really give a shit about. Apathy is my life.
I was just in the kitchen eating fajitas and drinking gin and lemonade and listening to the Dropkick Murphys and my neighbour was just staring at me through the kitchen window for ages. I waved and they waved back. It was a pretty surreal experience.
sheispuzzled replied to your post: I wish I had tonic water. WHY HAVEN’T YOU TOLD ME THIS BEFORE DAVE?! GIN TONIC IS P MUCH MY FAVOURITE DRINK. I DON’T KNOW. I’M USING LEMONADE INSTEAD. IT’S OKAY I GUESS
I wish I had tonic water.
I have gin, plenty of gin. I like gin. I REALLY like gin and tonic. I’d kill for a gin and tonic but I have NO BLOODY TONIC
The scene in Parks and Rec where Chris, Ben and Ron all have food poisoning reminds me of a particularly nasty few days me and my friends had in Nepal. Except in the middle of nowhere in Nepal there were no toilets. Just a tragically shallow hole in the ground.
I hate Constantine.
He was the son of Constantius and Helena. He was married to Minervina but then married Fausta. His children were called Constantius II, Constantine II, Constans, Crispus, Constantina (who married Constantius Gallus), Fausta and Helena. Clearly they didn’t have very broad imaginations.
I’m one of those people who is fascinated by decay. Not organic decay, but urban and industrial decay. I suppose it goes hand in hand with my love of archaeology and ruins. I’m never happier than when I’m stood in the middle of a ruined city. I guess it has something to do with the transience of man-made things. Ultimately nothing we build will last forever and everything...
There is LITERALLY NOTHING better than a bacon sandwich in the entire world.
Watched a really interesting documentary called “The Revisionists” last night. It specifically relates to issues of textbook wording in Texas, but speaks volumes about the American education system in general. That shit is crazy.
I mastered the perfect curry. It is a thing of beauty superior to all other curries that have come before.
I just ate some granola because I’m bored.
Thursday is good because I get to go home for a little bit and escape from the skull crushing boredom I am currently experiencing. Also I get to bimble about in my car in the countryside which is always nice. Not to mention being spoiled by my parents. Also it means I don’t have to live in the same building as the goddamned arsehole upstairs who is noisy as fuck, has a terrible music...
Revision is hard when Romans insisted in writing like this: “(60) …I have said these things and set them out at greater length than the aim of my clemency requires, because I did not wish my belief in the truth to be concealed, especially since I hear that some people are saying that the traditional practices of the temples and the agency of darkness have been removed altogether. I...
Real Ale Thursdays
Have inevitably led to hungover Fridays. Goodness me. I regret nothing!
I am the world's most apathetic person.
And I don’t even care.
Won pub quiz.
Add another one to the tally..
My friend just asked me if I wanted to go to the...
I had to remind him it was 10 past 11 in the morning. Having no work to do is weird.
One of my eyebrows has a grey hair
DEAR GOD I’M GOING TO DIE
This morning, around 5:30 I got jolted awake by what I thought were smoke alarms. It sounded like all the alarms in the house were going off one by one. Only for a second or two, mind. But it scared the crap out of me. The weird thing is I went from asleep to awake and out of bed in pretty much one movement-In the process of that movement, the alarms stopped. I had a quick look around and...
If you haven't ever watched something on youtube...
Do it now. You know you want to. It’s alarmingly hilarious.
Type 'Atari Breakout' into Google images.
dungareeswineandapathy: And this is why I bloody love Google. I got to the second level and it made me destroy images of Copenhagen. I think Google secretly hates Denmark.
It's that time of week again when I need to get...
I’m an adult now.
precious little life: slowbasil: narfcesca:... →
slowbasil: narfcesca: slowbasil: ourmountainsarewaiting: Angelina Jolie got a double mastectomy to reduce her chances of getting breast cancer (from 87% to 5%!) To the amount of males who are annoyed: fuck off, you are scum. Are people annoyed? Why would they be… Wow, I guess they missed the train to reason and logic-ville.
narfcesca: slowbasil: ourmountainsarewaiting: Angelina Jolie got a double mastectomy to reduce her chances of getting breast cancer (from 87% to 5%!) To the amount of males who are annoyed: fuck off, you are scum. Are people annoyed? Why would they be annoyed? I don’t understand. Supposedly because these people are imagining that she literally just got her breasts removed, and that...
ourmountainsarewaiting: Angelina Jolie got a double mastectomy to reduce her chances of getting breast cancer (from 87% to 5%!) To the amount of males who are annoyed: fuck off, you are scum. Are people annoyed? Why would they be annoyed? I don’t understand.
It’s only 10:36 and I’ve already been into uni to print off 72 pages of work and hand them in. That’s right kids, uni is GREAT FUN. Oh well. That’s 2nd year pretty much done. Only a couple of exams but I like exams so it’s fine. If I’d gone to uni when I should have done I’d be graduating now. Silly, silly Dave. “72 pages?!”
mattcull: Now why had I unfollowed Dave? Does thing unfollow people automatically sometimes? I’m sure I didn’t do that. Or did I? Why? Has my mind blocked out some dark and hidden feud with Dave? YES. YOU BASTARD YOU’RE SUCH A BASTARD GOD I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT I DID YOU BLOODY BASTARD JESUS CHRIST LOOK WHO CAME CRAWLING BACK I KNEW YOU WOULD YEAH GOD (actually I deleted my...
sheispuzzled replied to your post: I should have done my degree in hot chocolate. Gimme hot chocolate. I’m struggeling with the 19th century at the moment. Come to mine and I’ll whip some up. I even have marshmallows. And I don’t actually like those so you can have them all. And some cookies. Or bacon. Or both, really. I’ve got it all!
I should have done my degree in hot chocolate.
I would get a super top happy super turbo first. Instead I’ve spent two years doing stupid ancient history and archaeology and that’s nowhere near as delicious as hot chocolate. Or easy. Hot chocolate requires no essays, or digging, or labwork. DAMN YOU ANCIENT HISTORY AND ARCHAEOLOGY!!! For the record, I love my ancient history and archaeology degree. It’s just right at...
Clive Cussler is a terrible author.
Here is a pastiche so you all know how terrible. “Jeff and Steve got into the red Fiat Punto. Jeff turned the ignition key and the 1.6 litre 16 valve straight four engine rattled into life. Jeff got a hard on. ‘Don’t forget to engage the clutch when you move the gear stick to put the car into first gear’ Steve said. ‘You’re right. I need to do that...
It's sunny and it's hailing like a son of a bitch....
Yeah I guess that makes sense.