Hello! I'm Dave. I'm 21 and I get angry about things.

 

At 21 

I mastered the perfect curry. It is a thing of beauty superior to all other curries that have come before. 

If you think my verbal diarrhea on tumblr is bad, you should see my twitter feed. 

If you think my verbal diarrhea on tumblr is bad, you should see my twitter feed. 

I just ate some granola because I’m bored. 

This is my desk where I should currently be sat doing things. Notice I am not sat there doing things.

This is my desk where I should currently be sat doing things. Notice I am not sat there doing things.

Thursday is good because I get to go home for a little bit and escape from the skull crushing boredom I am currently experiencing. Also I get to bimble about in my car in the countryside which is always nice. 

Not to mention being spoiled by my parents. 

Also it means I don’t have to live in the same building as the goddamned arsehole upstairs who is noisy as fuck, has a terrible music sense and shouts at his friends over the internet in the middle of the night. If I weren’t going home briefly I’d probably break his nose in the next few days. They guy is a fucking inconsiderate slob. Seriously, He did his washing up for the first time since March yesterday. 

Also I can hear him farting through the bloody floor. That’s just unreasonable. My human rights are being violated. Where’s the goddamn UN when you need it? WHERE?! 

Today’s prize for the internet goes to my friend Ben. 

Today’s prize for the internet goes to my friend Ben.